You're a GAMBLING DEGENERATE if......

[Fishhead]

My TOP TEN reasons why one could be considered a GAMBLING DEGENERATE......

10. You listen to books on tape in your car such as "POSITIVELY FIFTH STREET" and "THE TOP TEN SPORTSBETTING SECRETS".

9. You get up at 4am to check the Don Best screen looking for even as little as a one cent scalp.

8. Your favorite places bookmarked on your computor includes no less than 50 gambling related sites.

7. You will use any means of transportation to visit a casino........walk, car, bus, plane, or a small sea vessel (even in rough waters).

6. You carry a sportspager with you at all times and also have 1-800-555-TELL saved on your cellphone for quick dial-up.

5. Your home library consists 80% of gambling related books.

4. Some of your closest friends have nicknames such as Danny the Cap, Bigbet, The Shrink, Knuckles, 5teamparlay, Loser, Teaser, Bookiebuster, Casinoman, Voodoo, Total Square, and Horseshoe...... to name just a few.

3. Your keychain has attached to it a pair of dice and no less than 60 slot cards.

2. You have a massive casino chip collection........for whatever reason.

1. You have over 2,000 posts at THE PRESCRIPTION


hno:
hno:
hno:
hno:
hno:

 

[Dante]

:sad3: :sad3: :sad3:

 

[Horseshoe]

Fish, I refuse to acknowledge how many fit, on the grounds that it may incriminate me.

 

[Jarbo]

1. You have over 2,000 posts at THE PRESCRIPTION


Guilty

:smoker2:

 

[kyhawk]

I think I flunked GAnon test too. Only problem I have gambling is when I lose.

 

[blueedwards]

11. you think jj gold is funny

12. you leave work early to get to the otb before 5:30 because g. money got a tip from his guy in philly. and, its a harness race.

13. you bet on european soccer even though you can't watch it on tv and don't even know what bundesliga means.

14. you dont care about sports anymore...you just care about the line.

15. you get 5 or more emails a day from royal sports.

 

[Jarbo]

15. you get 5 or more emails a day from royal sports.



I think The Pope qualifies then!

:lolBIG:

 

[Noreaga+]

I'll add one..

16- you do not know the difference between "your" and "you're" :finger:

 

[Fishhead]

I'll add one..

16- you do not know the difference between "your" and "you're" :finger:

Right on!

-YOGI-

 

[blueedwards]

yogi?

 

[Fishhead]

yogi?

Blue- Have alot of Yogisms in my bag of mumblings.

Yours trully is very low on the totempole in terms of use of the english language.

More of a numbers guy.

-F-

 

[bigbet1234]

222: if you attend a MLB game by yourself, for the action!:toothless

BB

 

[Fishhead]

222: if you attend a MLB game by yourself, for the action!:toothless

BB

7-2

Not good sir

 

[bigbet1234]

lol:drink:

not funny

BB

7-2

Not good sir

 

[billsfan]

You choose your residency in relation to the nearest gambling establishments.........

 

[maxdemo]

Another one:

*You plan your day based on what games are on TV.

 

[PornoPaul]

I'll add one..

16- you do not know the difference between "your" and "you're" :finger:

17- If you bet on the WNBA


:modemman:

 

[indysports]

17) you go to lunch early so you can get back to work and put your bets in for the afternoon games

 

[Sugarbear]

11. you think jj gold is funny

12. you leave work early to get to the otb before 5:30 because g. money got a tip from his guy in philly. and, its a harness race.

13. you bet on european soccer even though you can't watch it on tv and don't even know what bundesliga means.

14. you dont care about sports anymore...you just care about the line.

15. you get 5 or more emails a day from royal sports.

Guilty and Guiltier. What does bundseliga mean anyway. Sounds like a side dish or something.

 

[Sugarbear]

You choose your residency in relation to the nearest gambling establishments.........

I certainly slept in places I did not have too to be near those establishments back in the day let me tell you.

This includes a nap in the old Leroys downtown. Smells and all.